Sunday, 10pm.
The course took nine months to build. The launch plan is a Notes file, a board nobody opens, and eleven browser tabs of “platform comparisons.”
The email sequence is drafted, in your head. The checkout was tested once, on your laptop, in the evening, which is exactly when nothing breaks. The affiliate spreadsheet has a column called “?” and it has earned the name.
Cart-open morning. The first email goes out at 9am, and the mobile checkout has been showing a spinning wheel since 9:04. You find out from a DM.
And here's the thing: I've lived the good version. I built the funnel, the platform, the emails, the launch calendar, and sold 232 courses in four months. Not as a consultant. As the person whose calendar depended on it.
A course launch is a project wearing a marketing costume. Treat it like one and it behaves.